Bug-Type: Armaldo. I got him as a sick righteous Pokemon card a as kid. He was mah baby.
Dark-Type: Zoroark/Umbreon
Dragon-Type: Salamance/Garchomp
Electric-Type: Tynamo. Because it looks like a Tic-Tac
Fighting-Type: Sawk. He's ugly as balls but he was good on my team.
Fire-Type: Houndoom
Flying-Type: Honchcrow
Ghost-Type: Banette/Duskull
Grass-Type: Leafeon
Ground-Type: Groudon/Rhydon/Onyx/Golem When I was a wee lass, I was obsessed with Ground types.
Ice-Type: Sneasle
Normal-Type: Persian, Kangaskhan (I saw a movie with her in it. Childhood pokemon. xD)Eevee, Linoone
Poison-Type: Nidoking/Nidoqueen/Scolipede
Psychic-Type: Espeon/Lugia
Rock-Type: Armaldo, Onix, Tyranitar
Steel-Type: AggronAggronAggronAggron
Water-Type: Feraligator, Suicune
Which Pokemon do you think is...
... the cutest?: Duskull
... the coolest?: Aggron/Groudon
... the prettiest/most beautiful?: Suicune
... the ugliest/fugliest?: Nosepass
... the most badass?: Aggron/Groudon/Zoroark.
... the most awesome/best? (please pick only one): Zoroark
... the lamest/worst? (please pick only one): Nosepass. Why…
... the grooviest?: Joltik
... the most awkward?: Gothitelle Don't you fucking frisk my pokemon. I will slit your throat.
... the most underappreciated?: Kangaskhan
... the most overrated?: Pikachu.
... the craziest?: Jynx
... the scariest?: Garchomp. Fucking land-shark right there.
Which Pokemon do you think would...
... be the most useful if it were real?: Salamance. I would just fl around like I own the place and light stuff on fire.
... be the least useful if it was real?: NOSEPASSS And Unown
... be the most terrifying if it were real?: Regigigas Silvs is right.
... be the most hilarious if it were real?: Ariados, HAVE FUN ARACHNOPHOBES
... make the world better if it were real?: Any Pokemon would make the world better.
... make the world worse if it were real?: Gothitelle, or any other Pokemon with a female form. I don't want to know what people would do then.
... enslave the human race if it were real?: Pikachu.
If Pokemon were real, what would your team look like (please refrain from making a team of legendaries)?:
YES OKAY LET'S DO THIS
1. Feraligator (Childhood love.)
2. Aggron. (I need not explain this one)
3. Zoroark ( I could cast some sick illusions, and scare the shit out of people)
4. Leafeon (Because Leafeon is adorable.)
5. Salamance (I could fly around like some kind of Poke-pimp)
6. Houndoom (Looks like some hellish harbinger of doom. Gotta have it)